goryghastlymeanandcruel

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

notmattsmith:

based on this post

…we tried.

1: me, 2: spockedandloaded

Lyrics:

1: Anything you can Who,

I can Who better

I can Who anything better than you.

2: No you don’t 1: Yes I do

2: No you don’t 1: Yes I do

2: No you don’t 1: Doctor Who, yes I do!

2: Any fan you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later I’m greater than you

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am, yes I am

1: I can quote all of Nine

Without going online

2: I know every plot twist

Prob’ly ones that you’ve missed

1: I can recite all of Blink

2: And only just that?

1: Um…

2: Try ALL OF MATT.

1: Any ship you can ship, I can ship harder

I can ship any ship harder than you

2: Rose and Ten

1: No, the Ponds (higher)

2: Rose and Ten (higher)

1: No, the PONDS (higher-er)

2: ROSE AND TEN (like really frakkin high)

1: NO THE PONDS (stoned)

2: ROSE AND TEN!!!! (stratosphere)

1: NO, THE PO— who am I kidding though, it’s totally rose and ten

2: I know right they’re so obviously in love

1: But still. Any fic you can write, I can write sadder

I can make people cry more tears than you

2: Twenty tears.

1: Thirty tears!
2: Fifty tears!

1: ALL THE TEARS

2: No you can’t!

1: YES I CAN YES I CAN MUAHAHA

2: Any end you recite, I’ll make more painful

I can say farewell with more pain than you

1: Miss you, Clara.

2: I don’t wanna go. (softer)

1: Raggedy man, goodbye! (softer)

2: I don’t want to forget… (softer)

1: ROSE TYLER, I— (softer)

1+2: [sobbing at full volume]

2: I can quote a season

…within certain reason

1: I’ll do it successful-

ly, GET ON MY LEVEL.

2: I can blog for hours straight!

1: Wow, is that right?

2: Yep.

1: Try up all night, amateur.

2: Any theme you can sing, I can sing longer

I can sing any theme longer than you

1: Doooweeeoooo

2: Weeeoooweeee….

1: Dun dun dunnnnn

2: Dunnnnn da dunnnnnnnn

1+2: [Complete rest of theme]

1: Anyone you cosplay, I’ll cosplay better

Any cosplay, I’ll be better than you.

2: Got this coat?

1: And his vest.

2: And his shoes?

1: And the hat!

2: Ok, it’s not just a “hat.” It’s a fez.

1: I have that too.

2: Any Doc you can list, I can list faster

I’ll list the Doctors way faster than you.

1: William Hartnell.

2: Patrick Troughton. (Faster)

1: John Pertwee. (Faster)

2: Tom Baker. (Faster)

1: DavisonBakerMccoyMcgannEcclestonTennantSmithCapaldi.

1: I’ve watched all of new Who!

2: I’ve seen classic Who, too!

1: I’ve got Amy’s sweater!

2: I can fill it better!

1: I’ve got popular text posts.

2: I INTRODUCED YOU TO TUMBLR.

1: Any fan you can be, I can be better

‘ Cause I can fangirl much better than you.

2: No, you can’t! (sweetly)

1: Yes, I can! (sweetlier)

2: No, you can’t! (even sweetlier)

1: Yes, I can! (sugary)

2: No, you can’t! (sugarier)

1: Yes, I can! (too much sugar)

2: No, you can’t! (diabetic)

1: Yes, I can!

2: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t! (bitterly)

1: Yes, I can, can, can!

1+2: No, you can’t/Yes, I can! (together)

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

goryghastlymeanandcruel

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

notmattsmith:

based on this post

…we tried.

1: me, 2: spockedandloaded

Lyrics:

1: Anything you can Who,

I can Who better

I can Who anything better than you.

2: No you don’t 1: Yes I do

2: No you don’t 1: Yes I do

2: No you don’t 1: Doctor Who, yes I do!

2: Any fan you can be

I can be greater

Sooner or later I’m greater than you

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am

1: No you’re not

2: Yes I am, yes I am

1: I can quote all of Nine

Without going online

2: I know every plot twist

Prob’ly ones that you’ve missed

1: I can recite all of Blink

2: And only just that?

1: Um…

2: Try ALL OF MATT.

1: Any ship you can ship, I can ship harder

I can ship any ship harder than you

2: Rose and Ten

1: No, the Ponds (higher)

2: Rose and Ten (higher)

1: No, the PONDS (higher-er)

2: ROSE AND TEN (like really frakkin high)

1: NO THE PONDS (stoned)

2: ROSE AND TEN!!!! (stratosphere)

1: NO, THE PO— who am I kidding though, it’s totally rose and ten

2: I know right they’re so obviously in love

1: But still. Any fic you can write, I can write sadder

I can make people cry more tears than you

2: Twenty tears.

1: Thirty tears!
2: Fifty tears!

1: ALL THE TEARS

2: No you can’t!

1: YES I CAN YES I CAN MUAHAHA

2: Any end you recite, I’ll make more painful

I can say farewell with more pain than you

1: Miss you, Clara.

2: I don’t wanna go. (softer)

1: Raggedy man, goodbye! (softer)

2: I don’t want to forget… (softer)

1: ROSE TYLER, I— (softer)

1+2: [sobbing at full volume]

2: I can quote a season

…within certain reason

1: I’ll do it successful-

ly, GET ON MY LEVEL.

2: I can blog for hours straight!

1: Wow, is that right?

2: Yep.

1: Try up all night, amateur.

2: Any theme you can sing, I can sing longer

I can sing any theme longer than you

1: Doooweeeoooo

2: Weeeoooweeee….

1: Dun dun dunnnnn

2: Dunnnnn da dunnnnnnnn

1+2: [Complete rest of theme]

1: Anyone you cosplay, I’ll cosplay better

Any cosplay, I’ll be better than you.

2: Got this coat?

1: And his vest.

2: And his shoes?

1: And the hat!

2: Ok, it’s not just a “hat.” It’s a fez.

1: I have that too.

2: Any Doc you can list, I can list faster

I’ll list the Doctors way faster than you.

1: William Hartnell.

2: Patrick Troughton. (Faster)

1: John Pertwee. (Faster)

2: Tom Baker. (Faster)

1: DavisonBakerMccoyMcgannEcclestonTennantSmithCapaldi.

1: I’ve watched all of new Who!

2: I’ve seen classic Who, too!

1: I’ve got Amy’s sweater!

2: I can fill it better!

1: I’ve got popular text posts.

2: I INTRODUCED YOU TO TUMBLR.

1: Any fan you can be, I can be better

‘ Cause I can fangirl much better than you.

2: No, you can’t! (sweetly)

1: Yes, I can! (sweetlier)

2: No, you can’t! (even sweetlier)

1: Yes, I can! (sugary)

2: No, you can’t! (sugarier)

1: Yes, I can! (too much sugar)

2: No, you can’t! (diabetic)

1: Yes, I can!

2: No, you can’t, can’t, can’t! (bitterly)

1: Yes, I can, can, can!

1+2: No, you can’t/Yes, I can! (together)

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

goryghastlymeanandcruel
goryghastlymeanandcruel:

skullspeare:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

biderman

he swings both ways

This post. All of it. Just every bit. Just… *signs over my non-existent ginger soul*

goryghastlymeanandcruel:

skullspeare:

unrealisticdepictionsofme:

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

That aside I’m all for bi Spiderman

biderman

he swings both ways

This post. All of it. Just every bit. Just… *signs over my non-existent ginger soul*